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    July 08

    笑话

    唉,太久没更新偶的SPACE啦,自己都觉得各种不好意思的呀~
     
    喵~~~(自从帮KELLY照顾完她家的点点一个月后,偶就开始习惯性的米事就"喵"一下,表示偶在装可爱) 哇卡卡卡卡! (一笑本性就又出来了...)
     
    前几天朋友生日聚会上听到一个好好笑的笑话哦~~
     
    事情是这样的,一般国内的英文考试嘛~最后一题都是英文作文嘛~~有一天,一个老师在批改学生的试卷,看到学生写的英文作文,就开始破口大骂.同办公室的老师觉得很奇怪,问他骂什么.阅卷老师就说学生写了一篇王子和公主的故事.同事就说那很好的呀,题材不错的呀,为什么要骂呢? 阅卷老师很不爽的说"那个学生的作文是这样写的,作文一开始,王子就问公主'can u speak chinese?',然后那个公主回答'yes, i can ",之后的作文都是用中文写的了!"
     
    .............
     
    听完以后狂笑,那个学生太有才啦~哈哈!!想着自己太久米更新,就借着这个机会更新一下,大家表鄙视偶啊!!!
     
     

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    小西wrote:
    路过~~~
    Oct. 26
    Monique Yuwrote:
    乖,好久没联系了哈.最近好不嘛?
    好不容易看倒你在MSN上,但挂的是忙碌,肯定又在打游戏.
    好冷的笑话啊~~~~~哈哈,不过还是多可爱的
    Aug. 24
    Mgs Molariswrote:
    我爸说你爸是12月16日生日啊,怎么跟我妈同天生了?我知道他们两个是同年就是了,奇怪奇怪。照你说的那他们不就同年同月同日生? 我爸说你爸生日比毛爷爷生日早10天, 他是那样记的:D
    Aug. 11
    xu liwrote:
    小白兔一大早就高高兴兴的出门了,走着走着遇到了大灰狼,大灰狼一把抓住小白兔 啪啪!抽了它两个大嘴巴,然后说:"我叫你不带帽子!"
      第二天,小白兔戴上帽子又出门了,走着走着又遇见了大灰狼,大灰狼又一把抓过小白兔 啪啪!抽了它两个大嘴巴:"我让你带帽子!"
      小白兔非常郁闷,就跑到老虎那里去投诉大灰狼,老虎听了小白兔的投诉说,你放心好了,我会帮助你的。
      老虎找来了大灰狼对他说:"老狼,咱俩是多年的好朋友了,今天上午小白兔来投诉你,说你没事找事老是欺负它,你看你能不能换个理由揍它,比如你可以说'兔子,你去给我找块肉来 !'要是它找来肥的你就说你要瘦的,要是它找来瘦的你就说你要肥的,这样你不就又可以揍它了吗?要不你就让它帮你找母兔子,它要找了丰满的你就说你喜欢苗条的,它要找了苗条的你就说你喜欢丰满的!"老狼听了以后十分高兴,连夸老虎聪明。可是他们的对话却被在房子外面锄草的小白兔听见了,小白兔十分生气!
      第三天,小白兔又出门了,又在半路上遇见大灰狼,大灰狼说:"兔子,你去给我找块肉来!"
      小白兔说:"你要肥的还是瘦的。"
      大灰狼皱了皱眉头,笑了笑心想,还好还有第二招:"算了算了,不要肉了,你去给我找个母兔子来。"
      小白兔说:"你喜欢丰满的,还是喜欢苗条的?"
      大灰狼愣了一下, 啪啪抽了它两个大嘴巴"我叫你不带帽子!

    July 19

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